• me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

merrilly:

sjwarrior:

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

i had to fact check this and its fucking true

rn in the universe where that happened: “when George was discovered they wanted to name it URANUS”

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

braydaaan:

am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real

internetexplorers:

"mom im bleeding"

“oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman”

“thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder”

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

kweeest:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real


Real life

kweeest:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

Real life

(Source: yodiscrepo)

carry-on-my-muggle-assbutt:

charliewomanofletters:

that one time a demon blessed an angel,

omg Jensen’s face

(Source: bilesandthesourwolf)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

hothotsoda:

2-shane-s:

axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY

target confirmed 
missile inbound 

The military defenses used in the Skeleton war

telescopical:

dicknails:

I don’t know where to start

my favorite thing about this is that in the cover photo, these lil’ thugs are watching the wedding singer. bamfs

thatgirlwithcatears:

marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

djwoopr thatgirlwithcatears:

marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

djwoopr thatgirlwithcatears:

marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

djwoopr thatgirlwithcatears:

marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

djwoopr thatgirlwithcatears:

marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

djwoopr thatgirlwithcatears:

marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

djwoopr thatgirlwithcatears:

marauders4evr:


It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

djwoopr

thatgirlwithcatears:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

djwoopr

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

hellyeahhomestuck:

These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.